Shakira finally uncovers the truth about her weird relationship with Rihanna, and her weird singing voice.
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Written by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
Shakira/Rihanna voice: Tatiana Owens (@tatianaowens)
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Sonja Wajih- Shakira
Bobbi Jo Kitchen- Rihanna
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I sing like a goat
the frog in my throat
has lived there for years
And he makes me sing this way
I set up a bed
down by the steps
So when I run down stairs, I don't crash and smash my head
I really have to pee now
but I can not leave because
I'm waiting for Rihanna
Where is that ho?
This is our girls night
I sent her an evite
To have a slumber party party at my house.
Ohhh I'm very frio
I keep forgetting to put clothes on
Rock n' roll
I had to start a band with no one
The evil throat froggy
he put a curse on me now I must live in this big house alone
(texting on phone)
Hey Rihanna Where the hell are ya?
Don't piss me off or I'll unfriend you
[Rihanna enters ready for girls night]
Sorry I'm late
I was harrassed at the gate
Your house is a maze
Don't know why you need all this space
We're smoking in bed
Bitchin' bout men
Our asses look great
but we can't find a decent mate
It really makes me feel bad
Got Issues with my dad
and it makes me date such assholes
Oh not again
Lets play a board game
and I will make us nachos nachos..
Where'd she go?
Oh Rihanna I think I lost ya
I took a wrong turn at the bathroom
Hey Shakira I cannot hear ya
Just stay put my butt will find your butt.
Communicate with me
With ass telepathy
SHAKIRA AND RIHANNA
Dry humping the dry wall
Why can't I rebound
From stupid Chris Brown?
You keep forgetting he's an assclown
I'd kill and I'd steal and I'd cheat on my taxes and french kiss a frog for that boy
I'd eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic
But he battered you like a nerf toy
I have a solution a man substitution
Have you met my friend the bullfrog
Just reach down and kiss him
He'll become a prince and
He won't treat you like a lap dog
(The evil frog jumps from Shakira's throat into Rihanna's throat and now she sounds like Shakira)
Oh oh oh no
(now with an operatic or musical theater voice)
Ha ha ha ha
Now the evil frog has cursed you
What is that noise?
That's your new voice
And I sound the way I used to sound.
How do I stop this hell
this vocal prison cell
You have to pass the curse to someone else.
Well this is goodbye
my hips don't lie
You kind of sound like Julie Andrews